Kaly

This is a chat conversation Hannah and I had on September 7th while I was in Singapore... Jet had swallowed a tampon and Kaly ate half a plate of chocolate chip cookies.

12:51 PM me: what did the girl do?

12:52 PM *hannah*: ate half a plate of chocolate chip cookies

 me: holy shit!

 *hannah*: because i was upstairs cleaning up jets vomit because he ATE MY HANDKERCHIEF

  i just got back from the vets

 me: you have been BUSY!

 *hannah*: yeah

12:53 PM me: is she ok?

 *hannah*: she is fine, but the vet would like to see her on Monday as a follow up

 me: how much did it cost?

 *hannah*: apparently cranberries are really bad for dogs kidneys

  70

 me: ok

12:54 PM *hannah*: which is expensive considering i could have just gotten hydrogen peroxide, but we didn't have any

 me: sigh.... she was never that naughty

 *hannah*: yeah i know

  i had the cookies on a plate on the back of the counter

  i didn;t even think

 me: she jumped up?

 *hannah*: she seriously ate half the plate in 2 minutes

  i have no idea

12:55 PM all i know is a came down and the plate was half empty

  it was actually sorta funny now that i think about it

  the vet gave her morphine to make her puke

  cause opiates are very strong emetics

12:56 PM but it also made her all goofy

 me: how is she feeling now?

 *hannah*: so at least i got the joy of watching her fall over

 me: i can imagine her face now

 *hannah*: tired

 me: take a video

 *hannah*: its much better

  sorry you missed it

  she tried to scratch her ear and instead fell over

  then she looked at me all confused like, how did i get here?

12:57 PM and the whole walk back she was walking like she was drunk

 me: hahhaaa